The Devil Made Me Do It
Brothahs and sistahs, Ah come befaw you today in deep, deep shame. Ah say to you good people that Ah have seen the light. Yes, brothahs and sistahs, you see befaw you a changed man. No more will Ah be at the mercy of sinners with their wicked ways, because Ah'm gonna hop in my rental cah with the temporary insurance policy and Ah'm gonna drive to the next town and the next and so on until Ah convince every last one of you good people to renounce yaw wicked ways and boldly stand in the light showing the way to the future. What is that light, you ask? Why, brothahs and sistahs, it's the bringer of life and the shiner of light.
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At the end of this little talk, Ah want
us to sing Ah Saw the Light, because, brothahs and sistahs, it's a
song of joy. It's a song of affirmation. It's a song for those who
saw the light of reason and got themselves a temporary cah insurance
policy like my own. It's the light of a brand new day, ladies and
gentlemen, a day in which no one evah has to wondah how they'll get
to Aunt Em's house for the family reunion. They won't wondah,
brothahs and sistahs, becaws they'll be able to rent a cah, insure
it and carry all that potato salad to the reunion safe and sound.
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